Things people do to get the day off

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" Then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending To be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me A Few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you Doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "and where do you think you're going?"

(You're gonna love this.....)

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."